bert is a fifth grade kid that lives next door. he comes in about every day we’re open, walking a shitty little dog that barks at me and bites me if i try to pet it. one day he asked me “what would you pay me if i worked here?”. i told him i would pay him nothing and he accepted. now every two or three weeks i let him hang out all afternoon drawing caricatures of people that come in. he charges a dollar and it’s well worth it. for no extra charge he will color in your approximate eye color with crayons. it’s cool but when he’s not drawing someone he’s tearing around the store breaking stuff.

caricature by bert $1