bert
bert is a fifth grade kid that lives next door. he comes in about every day we’re open, walking a shitty little dog that barks at me and bites me if i try to pet it. one day he asked me “what would you pay me if i worked here?”. i told him i would pay him nothing and he accepted. now every two or three weeks i let him hang out all afternoon drawing caricatures of people that come in. he charges a dollar and it’s well worth it. for no extra charge he will color in your approximate eye color with crayons. it’s cool but when he’s not drawing someone he’s tearing around the store breaking stuff.
caricature by bert $1
Bert’s dog is awesome.
i agree, if by “awesome” you mean “shitty”.
Does Bert have a bro named Manuel or a sister Melissa? cuz I went to school with those Cenetnos, who lived like a turn from your store
how is you guys be?
[…] J: Bert comes in all the time, other kids come in, these high school girls come in and laugh at us. […]