candy scotsman
i don’t know who can’t finish a lollypop in one go, but for those who can’t there exists a whole host of candies with their own built-in savers. the candy inside this weird hatchet-wielding scotsman is completely disgusting, which has to be one of the most-often-true non-self-reflexive statements in the history of the english language.
candy scotsman- $1
i realize that it’s weird that this probably cost $.50 new and now the candy is half-sucked and the price has increased by 100%. i also realize that it’s weird that water expands when it freezes and that conditions on earth were perfect for life to arise.
[…] Candy Scotsman: the candy inside this weird hatchet-wielding scotsman is completely disgusting, which has to be one of the most-often-true non-self-reflexive statements in the history of the english language. […]