candy machine
ok, the pinball machine doesn’t work (but it’s close to working (right, sabatinelli?)). and the candy machine i slightly ruined by putting in things i like that i know other people don’t like (hoping they’ll give them to me). so in addition to runts, mike and ikes, hot tamales, and lemonheads, there’s black jellybeans and wasabi peas. that’s cool, right? lots of people don’t know what wasabi peas are, and ask if there is mold on them, so i wrote “it isn’t mold” on the machine, but this grosses people out even more i think. what are you gonna do?










i’m in the philippines! it is way beyond anything i had imagined.
if you really want to mess with people, put some glass stuff in there and a disclaimer on the machine! that’s so wrong, but i only suggest it because so many people tell me that what i make looks like “everlasting gobstoppers,” and you know what, i don’t agree.
oh, what i meant to say is, so you need a working pinball machine?
hey, this garbage is old! you purport fresh garbage, freshen this!
agreed!