Chris Hart art opening ening
for immediate release!
this friday HBML is proud to present a show of paintings by worcester’s own chris hart. chris is well-known as a member of unflagable crime-stopping and -starting family “the hart foundation”, but he is also a heavy painter in the shovel style. the paintings for this exhibit are the curated best from the top foot of an enormous back catalog, and are priced to sell in that pragmatic “let’s try to not bring them back to the basement” way.
at this opening, there will be nice food for once, not sugary garbage, and chris will be on hand to discuss which actor played the part of the riddler the best, and why.
this is friday, the 30th, and it’s from 5 to 8pm. you know that every single member of the hart family bats 1000 24 7, so you don’t even have to decide whether or not you want to come check this out, because you obviously do.
pictures in this post do not contain “our” chris hart, or works by him, but they did show up in an image search for “chris hart“, so whatever.










Damnit Jacob! You need to post at least a couple days before you have an opening! It’s 8:34pm now, and 35 minutes in the past I could’ve been looking at Hart Art!
i know. but also, get on the list, ronnie! send a real email to fujichia at “gee, mail!” dot calm
Yaay! Done and done.
I www.on‘t.com plain anymore.
fing fang foom!
you know it, dan! from the age when dragons wore pants.