box of JOE
if you have a big bag (or box)(or small bag) of GI JOEs, where the legs all fell off because the rubber band broke, please consider donating them to HBML so we can make cool “candy crust” tribal necklaces out of them. we have some (pictured), need more. come on, what are you doing with them? also will trade broken (yours) for non-broken (ours) (4 to 1) while supplies last.










Picture of necklace?
oh, right! here you go, jon:

the rest of this comments we will say our favorite candy crust and anarcho-fun bands. i’ll start:
Blisstopia
Skittlesystem
Candi Cimex
Candi-Product
Lemon Dropdead
His Hero Is Gum
Chocolate-Covered From Ashes Crispy Rice
Aus-Rotten Teeth
this is awesome! how about:
severed head of alexander the grape!
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Gobstopper 47
CAUSTIC CRISP
Milk Dud Icons
Amebixy Stix
Disrunts
also, why go Caustic Crisp when you could’ve gone Cookie Christ?
Misereese’s Pieces
Nine Shock Tarters
Masskontrolos
Fleas + Lice Cream
this is gonna end up being something i’m always thinking about every time i get candy or records…
Suffering Custard
Neurosicle
Emparfaiteror
Candy Assault
Heresy’s Kisses
Extreme Noise Toblerone