this versatile handkerchief now for sale is printed with a (probably)-larger-than-your-actual-skull skull print, designed so as to be worn in as menacing a way as possible. perfect for small-town bank robberies, bicycle gang activity, and child rearing. can be worn in desperado style, as shown above, or in full face view:

or even as a headband with the teeth chewing your brain (and your bangs as a mustache):

for a limited time only, this fine product is something you do not have to actually travel to worcester to get. a scant $10 gets you two of these fine items post paid, one in grey and one in pink, delivered immediately, or at least, we put it in the mail immediately, or pretty much anyway. again, you get two, one in grey and one in pink, and there’s no added postage (unless you live outside the US in which case email us) and it’s $10. also there is a limited number so act fast!!!!!!!!!!! YAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!