hey everyone- if you’re looking for the classic “WORCESTER: PARIS OF THE EIGHTIES” t-shirt, look no further than PARISOFTHEEIGHTIES.COM. holiday shopping made easy!!!
back in stock! another HBML exclusive! $20 postpaid!
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HBML exclusive! each order gets 2 bandanas: one pink, one grey. $10
like it or not, the school year is starting up again soon, and what better way to show the appropriate amount of respect than by wearing a nice necktie? i made a bunch of these ties, all with this hand-screened design, on a variety of existing nice plainish neckties in assorted colors. the design is just a design, it doesn’t say anything. don’t try to figure it out.
incidentally, this tie is painted in a style developed by my friend jeremy’s grandfather, irving baker. thanks irving!
this versatile handkerchief now for sale is printed with a (probably)-larger-than-your-actual-skull skull print, designed so as to be worn in as menacing a way as possible. perfect for small-town bank robberies, bicycle gang activity, and child rearing. can be worn in desperado style, as shown above, or in full face view:
or even as a headband with the teeth chewing your brain (and your bangs as a mustache):
for a limited time only, this fine product is something you do not have to actually travel to worcester to get. a scant $10 gets you two of these fine items post paid, one in grey and one in pink, delivered immediately, or at least, we put it in the mail immediately, or pretty much anyway. again, you get two, one in grey and one in pink, and there’s no added postage (unless you live outside the US in which case email us) and it’s $10. also there is a limited number so act fast!!!!!!!!!!! YAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
every week or so i paint everything on this shelf a different color, trying to figure out which is the color that sells the best. so far it isn’t lavender, bright green, sky blue, or mint. the shoes look pretty sweet though– right after i painted these i painted my own:
that’s tite, rite?
this hat was in the store for maybe 20 hours.
oh, also, does anyone have a marching band jacket? you know the kind. want list!
Clarice >> 22
t-shirt >> Salted Slug
Skirt >> ReGenE
Scarf >> Scarf City
Glasses >> New Wage
Point of fashion >> spring hero
Current Obsession >> Hero Cliks
Tennis Dreyfus >> 24
Jacket >> Jon Dhoe
Skirt >> Valid Joint
Shoes >> Devoe Flow Train
Hat >> Den of Equippage
Point of fashion >> chaotic good
Current obsession >> Drug Traffic
Jumpsuit>> Phone Book
Tie>> gift from my ex-aunt
Glasses>> Smeg Head
Hat>> Wet Boxing Holiday
Point of fashion>> working rabbit
Current obsession>> waiting