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Tribute To Duchamp
by Jacob Berendes
acoustic/kinetic sculpture
$15,000

you better believe it! fans: send in pictures of the ML stickerface that YOU put together! what, you didn’t get a sticker set yet? step to it, partner! or as roy shildt says, “don’t chumpatize yourself”. MLMLMLMLMLMLMLMLML

i’m a sucker for stuff like this, for tiny anything. for tiny graceland.

thanks for the idea “nice fixtures” to DZUSA!

we have a lot of clock radios at the shop, but this is easily the best one. if your alarm goes off and you want to keep sleeping, you can hit the long button in the front and an alien, narcotic ooze will bubble out of the top and all over your face. BUT if it goes off and it’s not harsh enough to really get you out of bed, you can press a different button and it starts playing music by LÄRM. cooooool…

this is a fun toy for children, handmade for us by the award-winning artist (and HBML volunteer) JJB Buckmaster. limited edition dude…
3 boxes for $5.

this is the ceiling, towards the back of the store, above the “max korn” chair, hovering over the squid, to the right of where the planetarium was and the john wilson memorial languages of many lands (with receipts of many lands) bookshelf. i got all this styrofoam at the recycling center, where it had piled hell high. the ladies at the recycling center are very nice, but usually try to cut you off when you’re taking multiple armloads of anything in successive trips to your friend’s car. this time they just said “what are you going to do with all that?”, and then later, “oh.”, and then to each other “i don’t know.”.

this mirror allows you to see yourself in an alternate dimension in which you have a mustache. it comes in a few different styles: cop or ex-cop, arm wrestler, gunslinger, little richard, and uncle.

furthermore

there was a scam going for a while where somebody person rolls up to you with a camera or laptop computer wrapped up in some sort of nice-looking packaging, offering to sell it to you for super cheap on the condition that you can’t open the packaging first (which, as everyone knows, would lower the resale value). you’re led to believe that it is stolen off a truck or something, but in any event, a web is spun, money exchanges and you unwrap… a piece of painted wood.

it sucks but the few pictures i saw of the scam were pretty good. i mean as “folk art” it was pretty nice. so we had these fake laptops made. see the keyboard, and the touchpad, and the screen? our technicians did a really good job with this.

mike benedetti uses one of these on the snow ghost show.

yesterday we had something that reminded me of my swedish grandmother, so today here’s an “assisted readymade” by my swedish grandfather, made when he was 7 YEARS OLD. sorry dudes, this gem is not for sale…

this is a painting for a movie poster i was commissioned to make for a movie coming out soon, starring mike leslie, howard johnson, poison control, lorna doom, and little andrew. howard johnson is an artist here in worcester, but he’s not street so he doesn’t matter. OH SNAP.