sometime back in june a nice lady came in and put $5 down on this tortured painting by little andrew (priced at $15). it’s still here but i can’t be mad at the lady because she’s got it all figured out. when you put (and keep) something on layaway, you pay a fraction of the price and whatever it is is yours forever in perfect condition- no matter how fussy your baby is, creamed corn will never mar this fine painting’s faraway surface. it’s a ballsy and peculiar move, but whatever works, lady!

painting by little andrew - $5 quasi-ownership