yes!!!! some new one-of-a-kind toys are now for sale on the HBML online catalog. these mods of existing toys come to us from our toy-designing arm, “Li’l Champ”. much more coming soon!
for right now though, there are ten toys to choose from, and the nice price of $10 postpaid (with signed certificate of autenticity) won’t last neither.
ten one-of-a-kind modified toys by Li’l Champ! each at the bargain rate of $10 each postpaid!
click through to see them all:
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oh, buddy…
the toys in the box are really awesome. they are so awesome i wanted to just buy all of them for myself right away, but instead i sat down and stared at each one individually for a minute each, taking in all the details. really really great toys. as of this post, there are still some left.
if you have a big bag (or box)(or small bag) of GI JOEs, where the legs all fell off because the rubber band broke, please consider donating them to HBML so we can make cool “candy crust” tribal necklaces out of them. we have some (pictured), need more. come on, what are you doing with them? also will trade broken (yours) for non-broken (ours) (4 to 1) while supplies last.
every week or so i paint everything on this shelf a different color, trying to figure out which is the color that sells the best. so far it isn’t lavender, bright green, sky blue, or mint. the shoes look pretty sweet though– right after i painted these i painted my own:
that’s tite, rite?
what the hell is this? and don’t say “imploring exploding butt hole” because I KNOW THAT. there appears to be nothing broken off of it, guys, i really have no idea. this thing makes everyone uncomfortable, it’s awesome.
this is a fun toy for children, handmade for us by the award-winning artist (and HBML volunteer) JJB Buckmaster. limited edition dude…
3 boxes for $5.
cute dude union local 878
filmed in front of the hair police record, which is looooong gone.
this isn’t a picture, it’s an extremely slow movie.
this is the new toy custom urban vinyl collector’s artist’s figurine we’ve been working on with our toy specialists. from the “information series”, this is a horse and it comes with a nice little blanket and a magazine for it to read. pretty sweet. our volunteer coordinator (kpars) said it looks like a weird penis with legs, and i’d have to concur. BUT THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WANT. evidently. weird penises and the magazines that the penises read.
Horse $4
