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the deadline is september 1st for the second annual HBML shoebox diorama competition. last year ruled, and in an effort to up the ante, this year the winner gets a $200 cash prize. as the gif above clearly states, “no joke”.

as in last year’s competition, the dioramas will be stacked one on top of another in our windows, in a brick wall fashion. bearing this in mind, remember that all dioramas must be in a box the size of a shoebox, they should be side- and not top-view, they must be totally contained within the box (nothing on the sides or top, or jutting out in front, or dripping underneath). heavier entries will be stacked towards the bottom so please try to make them structurally sound. batteries are ok, wall plugs are not. there will be glass between the viewer (on the street) and the diorama (inside, in the window), so nothing interactive in a button-pushing way. also, i cannot be expected to turn things on and off every day. also, really glue everything down solid- if something falls we won’t know how to put it back together- we are idiots.

we will be collecting dioramas from now until september first, which is a serious deadline. in addition to the grand prize, there will be silver and bronze prizes, and lesser (or “booby”) prizes, including famousest entrant and best bribe. if you are shipping us your diorama please realize that we probably can’t ship them back, but we will try to hold them for pickup until well after the competition ends. or you can authorize us to sell them and keep the money.

any other questions leave a comment or email jacob at fujichia dot crom

carolyn made this sign for the window, something she heard someone say once. to her, i think both a cat and a dog are beloved animals, so this is like “if it’s not a rainbow it’s a popsicle” or “if it’s not revenge of the nerds, it’s short circuit 2″. but me and carolyn are different people, i always read it as like in wild style where fab 5 freddy says, “they’re showing up at your spot, rocking your style, and they’re making bank on it? scooby doo…”. it’s like the part where he says “scooby doo”.

we miss you carolyn! i have no idea what i said on the phone the other day though, swamp thing was on, everything got out of hand. uh, rabbit rabbit!